Point Ten: Boredom
To say that the90sneverhappened is to say that we are still in the 90s. That being said, this would mean not only did the90sneverhappen but the 2000s never began. Perhaps had the right President come along sooner he could have freed us and pulled us out of our inability to progress. Instead George Bush Jr. held onto the 90s like they never even happened. He continued Clinton’s nineties legacy by letting blowjobs and idiocy mock his entire presidency. Also why is George W. Bush on every bottle of Arizona Half Lemonade/Half Iced Tea?
Point Five: Moustaches